2. (via ecamazing)

  3. zen-mommy:



    can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass

    Dammit haha

    Fuck yes OMG

    (Source: iraffiruse, via hit-her-like-a-sunrise)

  4. I love this gif because just look her.. She doesnt even flinch..Shes all like “Theres a chance I may die but who cares” 

    This has to be the saddest, most disturbing gif ever.

    (Source: kevinmendez, via drakelovesjakie)

  6. ughphace:




    accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise




    sooooo beautiful

    (Source: alieng0d, via lifeandotherfunnystuff)


  7. xplosivediarrhea:

    the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

    (Source: j5h, via bonus)

  8. hipster-trichster:


    Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

    Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

    Woman: Oh, I see.

    Officer: Can I see your license please?

    Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

    Officer: Don’t have one?

    Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

    Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

    Woman: I can’t do that.

    Officer: Why not?

    Woman: I stole this car.

    Officer: Stole it?

    Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

    Officer: You what?

    Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

    The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle

    The woman steps out of her vehicle.

    Woman: Is there a problem sir?

    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

    Woman: Murdered the owner?

    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

    Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

    The first officer is stunned.

    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

    Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

    Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

    that was a wild ride

    (via keiyoshimoto)


  9. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

    (via keiyoshimoto)


  10. telapathetic:

    people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

    (via keiyoshimoto)